Un-droid Phones

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Un-droid as a door knob
Solid, as from steel
Lacking all the smartness
in Bulgarian: "debil"

Phones that you can drop
Phones that you can lose
Phones your baby can goo
Or your dog can chew

Phones you throw at people
But ones that make you stand
Phones that look cool, yet are retro
And also work in rain

Phones no one is stealing
Phones with keys you feel
Lacking monthly billing
(...giving them the chill)

Since you don't foreclose on:
phones that make you rich
Holding charge for months
'em would call them "bi!t@#"

Phones that you depend on
Phones you get to love
Phones that work in New York
as well as Kazakhstan